breakinq:

following back tons

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

"touch my butt and buy me a pizza" how about i buy you a personality 

lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

niqabisinparis:

some of yall have the lowest standard for men like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” 

chill

impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

preeto-teeto:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

Anonymous asked: it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

veephil:

my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

Shut your whore mouth Bruce

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos