"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
it’s never a bad time for anal
I really want to buy pretty hardcover books, but I also really want to buy twice as many paperbacks for the same price.
#the struggle is real
I warned you
why do teachers think wikipedia is some willy wonka website where people just change obscure article titles like “the cần vương movement” to “justin beiber sux dick” for fun, like you have to make an account to edit wiki pages. you gotta really want to tell people researching 19th century viatnamese history that justin beiber sux dick
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass